Kids say the darndest (and dumbest) things—and now you have the perfect place to record every last one of them. This ridiculously small diary (just 2.75” x 3.75”) is made to capture all those hilarious, weird, and downright confusing quotes your little genius blurts out. With 112 gilded-edge pages, it’s like a time capsule for your kid’s finest moments of accidental comedy.

Vintage Inspired - Features a perfect bound foil stamped felt cover with gold edged paper cover and 112 pages, each one designed to note your best or worst eureka moments. With space for the date, location, summary of the brilliant realization, tiny thoughts diary will ensure your eccentric stories will live on, possibly at the Smithsonian one day, depends on how psychotic. You could also use the diary to promote positive thinking habits or you could just use it to memorialize the time you forgot to buy milk at the grocery store.